NANCY PELOSI FEATURES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In a parallel universe where political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with enjoyment and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty strategies, observed herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. All of it commenced innocently enough, having a program day in Washington, D.C., but small did Pelo